Well the last one was over 50 pages, and hadn't been posted in in a while. So, let's start afresh for RV6!
It was a
day that would
be remembered as
the day that
the pumpkins rose
into my tummy.
The Magicians' Union
decided that bunnies
were too violent
and fwuffy to
be hidden inside
crocodiles' mouths, so
the rabbits launched
nuclear carrots at
some terrified Frenchmen.
"I'm le tired!"
said a hamster
as it nibbled
on Mr McGregor's
fresh head wound.
that he recieved
by getting walloped
by a cricket
with a harmonica
in the study.
All of the
single ladies were
putting rings on
Pinocchio's nose, which
was as long
as a narwhal's
mobile phone bill.
Mr McGregor didn't
want to go
to the Colosseum
, but his mommy
wrote a note
to the principal
stating that her
puppy had gone
all undead-like, so
it would probably
dig up a
nuclear warhead and
hold the world
hostage until it
received payment in
the amount of
four million brains.
I saw a
cute little goblin
eating a bowl
of fish heads
wrapped in cake.
"Oh, the humanity!"
the huge manatee
chortled, booping his
nose against a
tiny kitten's tummy.
Then they all
dined on succulent
mole rat meat
that tasted like
pineapple slathered in
barbecue chipotle mayonnaise.
You know what
the cucumber said
to the radish?
He said, "OI!
Top o' the
mornin'! Did you
see the flyin'
spaghetti monster fall
out of bed
because 'e didn't
brush 'is teeth
with a weasel?