Because I am weird,
And I really like haiku,
Have some for reviews!
No, seriously,
I liked RV5's haiku,
And now I want more!
To write a haiku:
Five, seven, five syllables.
Voila! A haiku.
So haiku involve
Nature, but that does not have
To be the case here.
Technically it's
Not really a haiku then,
But whatever. Shush. :P
(But seriously,
Anyone can join in here!
Even contestants!)
I will write some soon.
But not right now. Why, you ask?
Because. La la la.
Oh 'eck, we are dead.
Oh look, here comes Lord Vulpuz.
Oh snap! We're alive!
Also, some haiku for the characters. Try and guess which one is which (shouldn't be hard).
"Drink, drink," says the mink.
"Any pretty girls around?"
Crash, bang, thud, oof, snore...
Little girl, big hope,
Here to save her daddy dear.
Violet's a jerk.
Flightless, useless wings.
A secret you had to tell.
Now you are soaring.
Many more to come! ^^
He has been betrayed.
Vengeance does not rest, nor he.
He has been betrayed!
What a gory scene!
My kingdom for a paint brush!
Don't bother me, crew.
What would you like, sir?
Something extra gooey, eh?
Limp, limp, patooey!
What Father says, goes.
Like a stone, he lies in wait.
Someday he'll be free.
Rexim the Builder!
Can he fix it? No, he can't!
Now we are drowning!
:P
QuoteRexim the Builder!
Can he fix it? No, he can't!
Now we are drowning
Lies! Lies and slander! That was all Tobias' fault!
I just want to say
your reviews are awesome and
they make me happy.
These are really silly but it was fun to write them! :D
Woodlanders and me
No where else I'd rather be
Ha ha that's a laugh!
I'm getting hungry
Good thing some beast has died here
Slurp slurp yum yum yum!
Pretty little thing
That what the wolf lady said
If only she knew!
He's quite the builder
Got us out of a fix fast
Ingenious mink!
He's like night and day
Vulpuz don't make me do it
Poor beaver bumpkin!
I have not written
Nearly enough haiku. Please
Thwack me with blunt things.