Rat Catcher

[Cricket Argyll]

The contest's ended, ya know. So I guess ya get t'try t'guess who my author is. Che! As if any o'ya mucky-muckers could. *sticks out tongue*

Author: Well, contrary to Cricket's sentiments, I'm fairly certain I should be an easy guess for everybody. I already know of one person who figured it out and I'd appreciate that person not revealing whomever he or she is as it'd be kinda a dead give-away to my identity. Have to have a little bit of sport in this, eh? n_~

[Stonewall]

1. Were you part of the ROC Tourney?


And if the answer to that is yes...

2. Why can't you kill me?

[Cricket Argyll]

1. I was not part of the ROC Tourney, though I have participated in past ROC survivor-style competitions.

[Opal]

Which eye is your favorite, the brown one or the blue one?

Why is lint so linty?

Do you prefer windows down or air conditioning?

[Cricket Argyll]

1. Che! What a stupid question. I like my brown eye better cause it's normal. Stupid blue eye. They made fun o' me for it.

2. What's lint? Are ya tryin' t'be funny? I don't like funny creatures! >= (

3. I ain't never heard o'air come-dish-in-in'. Sounds weird. Roll ya windows down an' save the environment, ya lazy-eyed bark-eaters!

[Cricket Argyll]

Double post?! Oh, no! Anyway, if no one's guessed my identity by Monday, I'll be revealing myself. For those still interested in playing the game, a clue because I know you don't have the old boards to go look this up on and must rely on memory:

I had two other characters in the Top 30. One was a loud-mouthed lady stoat and the other was a sexually ambiguous male rabbit.

[Cricket Argyll]

*is poked into making a triple post* Horrors! D=

Anyway, my secret identity is that of a gel of many faces, however, my most prominent aliases include:

Stormcaller Widepad - Fur Future/Terrouge
Teresa A. Doxtrod-Lancaster - The Vulpine Imperium
Bandypaw - The Redwall Vermin Alliance
Stumpy and Adrian B. Nice - RV4 Top 30
Madame - Feila/Fur Affinity

[Sycamore]

Terri!!! What happened to Flintback?! His health has vastly deteriorated since Terri disappeared, both physically and mentally! *sadness!*

Hey! You forgot Lalilly-Calthina-Sophia Turnup!