They Write Like...

[multiplemint]

Just, for some fun, I threw the top 30 apps into "I Write Like", which according to the website: "Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers."

And here were the results:

Elliot: Arthur C. Clarke
Fiyero: Chuck Palahniuk (oh my)
Bihto: Anne Rice

Chitterfang: Anne Rice (Uh oh, someone's gonna have a tough choice)
Elias: Anne... Rice?
Ilka: ...... Anne Rice. Starting to think IWL has some problems.

Elsabeth: Ah, Anne Rice. Good to see you again.
Lucan: Oh thank god, Arthur C. Clarke again.
Merrill: Anne's back!

Bise: 3 guesses and anything other than Anne Rice doesn't count!
Dawl: (See above)
Novak: Arthur C. Clarke

Ashtad: We were granted the briefest of respites... and then Anne returned once again.
Kew-Kew: AGATHA CHRISTIE! SOMEONE NEW!
Old One: Ah, but like overeager kittens who know not the cruel and whimsical heart of the child that constantly keeps the string out of reach, so we were duped into expecting a different author again. But, alas, it was Anne Rice, as it always is.

Priideep: Despite his best efforts in recruiting new authors, Matt found himself once again facing down a dozen apps, all written by the multiple-bestselling author (and ironically hater of fanfiction), Anne Rice. He choked back a sob, realizing that his latest contest has been thoroughly ruined.
Shahin: Daniel Dafoe. But, let's be honest, it's probably Anne Rice with a fake mustache. We are cursed! Cursed!
Sheercrest: Stephen King. Ah. Now I understand. This is all a horror novel. A thousand Anne Rice applications, led by one sadistic puppetmaster.

Flauros: Is that. Is it hope? Arthur C. Clarke back again to free us?
Siler: Arthur C. Clarke. Please don't mock us, Sir Clarke.
Unga: Hello Anne Rice, my old friend. You've come to conquer us again.

Antonia St. Myra: Anne Rice.
Kiri: Anne Rice.
Smooths: lA lA, Anne RICE, fhTAGN!

Hawthorn: Arthur C. Clark.
Robin: Anne Rice
Siobhan: Stephen King. Returning again.

Rynn: Stephen King.
Seamus: Chuck Palahniuk
Zandir: How else could we end this? But:
Anne Rice

[Vizon]

This is hilarious!