Whimsy Mimsy

Started by Kingsdotr, February 18, 2020, 12:18:03 PM

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Kingsdotr

No, Hethrin. YOU are the legend! For getting those! And saying something! Alright. It's 3:18. Less than 7 hours to go. (I'm on Mountain Time here.) One more category, and then it's time to cast votes.  Why am I so nervous? Alrighty, so here is:

Let's Throw This In And Watch It Blow Up In Our Faces

Rynn

"Adventure is out there!" sees tiny ferret with a bottle cap pinned to her vest Come on, Rynn, put some gusto into it!

"Where you going?" "South." "Well, duh, that's the only direction left to go." "Why did you ask, then?"

"Lord, I was born a ramblin' Ryynnnn."

What brings her back, Zali? Isn't it obvious? She's a yoyo.

Oooh. NEVER mention a female's age. Even in passing. Or by allusion. She'll cut yeh.

Or punch you and throw you out of the house. Whatever works.

RAGE AGAINST THE NIGHT. RAGE AGAINST YOUR FRIEND WHO ONLY WANTS TO HELP. EITHER IS FINE.

Wanton destruction! Show them how you feel! BURN THEM BRIDGES!!!!!

Seamus Blackquill

A hedgehog! Gotta be a hedgehog! Nope, it's another bird!

Aw, come on. Who would want to leave their beachside villa? Let a poor raven wait around in peace.

Admiral? Can he just be a cabin bird? He's confused about his path in life.

General, you should talk to the admiral. She seems to have an idea or two.

Captain Brightjoy, you need to hang out with your friends. Or, ya know, change your name.

OOp. Okay, you should know, I am a empathic person. When someone is sad, I cry with them. When someone is happy, I join in the celebration! When someone describes, in detail, how nauseous you are...

Excuse me a second...

Whew. Saved by the seemusk.

Nope, it's back. Blurgh. Save me, Imp.

Can I call him Ding-Dong? No, that's the doorbell. What does the dinnerbell sound like? clamors like a ranch triangle

"I ain't bovverin' you, am I?" Noooooooo......

Well, at least he's honest. Reffa needs to watch what she says....

White powder? Waitaminnit. He stole my powdered sugar!!

He couldn't bring his books? That's it! MUTINY.

Again, with the nausea. Not sure I'm gonna make it through this...

Heh. Heh. Smelling salts.

Why does he need magic books? Regular books should be just fine, right?

Zandir Firesage

I AM GUARDIAN OF THE FIRE. THE FLAME MUST NOT GO OUT.

Saber tickler? Not that kind of tickler! Stay away from my feet!

Is... is he talking to himself?

IT'S DINNER TIME! KABOOM

Well, the shadows are not prickly. Maybe they're friendly! Friendly mushroom!

We're the Argrent Band! Ye didn't pay us for our gig! These guys need to get out of the garage, nobody's heard of you.

"Sir! What do we do?" eyeglass vreems away "We die." (There's an obscure one for you.)

Hero of the day! Cut scene.

Let me do that. He is the darling of the.... caravan? Is that what it is?

I gotta ask. Is it Ash Wednesday?

SHE'S HIS GRANDMA. No wonder she was babying him.

What, one vacation wasn't enough from you? Is this one of those, need a vacation from your vacation things?

"He partially blocked the slap." gets vision of tentacle bursting out and smacking him

Conclusion

So. These are those with the second chance! I'm glad you guys got put in at the last minute! I enjoyed review these!

Rynn, go kidnap your friend. You need someone to ground you.

Seamus, don't eat the Imp. I have some Dramamine and the newest urban fantasy novel....

Zandir, time for another vacation. I'll get my kracken.

Huzzah, you guys! Well done!
I knew then. I knew I would never be like them. I would do everything in my power never to become them. I only feared that I would lose myself to that focus. Either way, I would no longer be me.