Three Word Story Archive

[saffy]

(so we know what's going on...  ;))

One splendid morning, archival footage of a rabid mongoose surface, causing mass public hysteria and copious amounts of economic collapses, leading to weasel depression and kamikaze skunks. Then Hitler Cat annexed my pool and et cheeseburgers before annoying Martians were annoying. Flabbergasted by this development, chicks with she-mullets conquered various small continents with their mind controlling hairdos. Epic hair, babeh. The RV5 contestants, excluding Venril because they'd tied him to a stump and thrown rancid mole-rat meat on fine golden platters a.k.a. his ears, were unavailable for random acts of reality TV auditions for America's Next Top Mustelid. Regardless, the drama levels caused brain explosions in many labradoodles.

Meanwhile, in Azerbaijan, the ferret Mayor nommed a salad. It tasted magnificent. So, he declared war against the cabbage-producing isles of Northernmost Strativari, where politicians met today to discuss ferret population overload. Genocide seemed too troublesome for mere mortals, so God obliged. Hell hath no ferret kibble, though. Instead, it has birch birch birch the dastardly queen of dastardly beans. Whose dastardly schemes cause dastardly screams through dastardly means and schtuff. Artichokes broke the code of National Treasure and ate Nicholas Cage's dog, Fleidermaus. The poor sheltie wibbled and widdled as it was being digested, which I found delicious.

Schrodinger's cat escaped! The little wretch! I hate that! It's always the way, iddn't it?? We need more violent video games in Oz, because our munchkins are plotting to overthrow the Wicked Witch, but don't know her phone number. In other news, suicidal ninja pirates have flaming chickens with poodle skirts and questionable morals. Two things that are outside my house are Godzilla's drinking buddies and a bubonic Bidoof. I can't tell anyone about the

[Opal]

Hitler Cat DO NOT WANT cheeseburgers. He only ets cheezburgers. ;D