Planning for the Audience RP

[TNT]

Me too! Also, I was able to get hold of Vitora and get my lost application from Redwall: Revolutions, Thora! Written on the last day of apps, on a phone, only 328 words long, and still a contender. Woo! So this is my character. XP

Name: Thora Valetree
Species: Badger
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Category: Dancer

"For the love of the five fates, get out of the way!"

Hares dove out of the way; some were scattered like ninepins as a hulking juggernaut of a badger barreled through the dance floor in something only the crudest judge of dancing might call a pirouette.

"How'd I do?" Thora said, smiling hopefully and oblivious to the groans and curses of the scattered hares as they got back into formation.

"Well, Thora, you've knocked young Riffletop completely senseless, probably given master Dogwood a concussion, and miss Rosehip here is sporting a broken wrist." Sage Greenleap, the dance instructor, looked as though she were somewhere in the murky depths between rage and despair. The hare prowled amongst the aftermath, stopping just short of Thora. "All in all, I'd have to say this is a vague improvement."

"This is stupid," Dogwood groaned, clutching his head. "Why does she have to be here?"

"Well, I'm here for the same reason many of you are!" Thora said kindly. "Father said my coordination in combat's a bit wonky, and that a bit of dance training would really improve my agility."

"While anybeast here knows I would gladly fight and die alongside Lord Valetree," another hare said, "I still think he's being a tremendous git for nearly getting us trampled to death on a daily basis, wot."

"Aye, I'd rather die in bally combat, not this sort of disgraceful hoosifuzz," Dogwood added.

"Mind your tongues," Greenleap growled. "And hoosifuzz isn't even a blinkin' word, young Dogwood. Thora, m' dear, I'm sorry, but I've got the safety of my students to consider. I'll have to have a talk with your father and see if we can't find another method to cure your...your..."

"Two left footpaws?" Thora added hopefully.

"Vulpuz-awful disgrace to dancing was more what I was thinking."

The badgermaid hung her striped head. "Oh, but, Miss Greenleap, I really do enjoy dancing."

"And that isn't exactly helping either, Thora," Greenleap sighed.

[Balmafula]

This is sounding pretty awesome. I might consider getting in on this.

[Rousseau]

Ooh, I remember Thora now. I loved Thora if I recall correctly, though Redwall Revolutions is still a bit of a blur so I don't even really remember the application process. There were so many categories I might have forgotten what I'd thought of the others >.<

[TNT]

I believe Syc called her aTHORAble at one point. She was fun. I just had the mental image of a badger trying to dance and I just had to write her...and throw in a Seinfeld reference at the end, just because. Almost wished I'd gotten to write her in that instead, but I think I'll have a lot more fun writing her now. :)

When do we want to start this? Is anyone in particular starting this?

[Chokk Wulgar]

Hmmm I think whoever wants to start it can go ahead and we'll all jump in :D

[Matra Hammer]

Been tied up with business for the past week and change. Caught up with the story. Sent in my vote.

The audience RP didn't get under way?

[Balmafula]

I've been wanting to start it and just never got around >_> I'll try and get something written hopefully soon.

[foxpen]

Oh gosh, I just wish I had time to roleplay! It's a good thing my fox application didn't make it in! I'd have been swamped!

[Risk]

When in doubt, classic dungeons and dragons tavern scene!