The Top Nine

[Eliza Lacrimosa]

I only ate one.

And you're ugly.

Your boyfriend doesn't think so, dearie. *bats lashes*

[foxpen]

HO SNAP, SON!

[Orion]

I'm so glad you're getting along with each other.

:twitch:

[Revel]

I only ate one.

And you're ugly.

Your boyfriend doesn't think so, dearie. *bats lashes*

My boyfriend is a dead branch I found floating in a stream. You may have him. He's a terrible kisser.

[Opal]

Oh no she di'in't!

[Damask the Minstrel]

...

Make the male mustelids judge. Bwaa haa haa!

[Rath the Whirlwind]

*shrug*

[Jarrtail]

You people confuse me  ???

[Suellyn]

I only ate one.

And you're ugly.

Your boyfriend doesn't think so, dearie. *bats lashes*

My boyfriend is a dead branch I found floating in a stream. You may have him. He's a terrible kisser.

Seasons o'spikes! Come now dearies, there's no reason for all that caterwaulin'. Ye'll both find husbands when the time is right. There's no rushin' these things. Miz Rev you'll wanna find the perfect papa for those little ones. An' Miz Liza, you wouldn' wan' anybeast who couldn' see passed a few little scars t' see how purdy y'are inside, now would ya?

[Damask the Minstrel]

Yeah... how pretty she is on the inside...

Dahlin' I know the best makeup artist, she'll fix you up in no time.

[Orion]

I'm sure Revel would love to see how pretty she is on the inside.

[Eliza Lacrimosa]

Yeah... how pretty she is on the inside...

Dahlin' I know the best makeup artist, she'll fix you up in no time.

Oooh! That would be divine!

Tell me, Mister Robin, do you dance?

[Damask the Minstrel]

'Course milady. After all a minstrel doesn't just make the music, but revels in it as well.

'Cept for the hemp fandango. I swore that off years ago.

[Bellona Littlebrush]

You really should have let them keep fighting. Easier to deal with an enemy when she's fighting someone else, too.

[Rath the Whirlwind]

*eyes Bellona* Hm.