Three Word Story

[Opal]

collects ear plugs.

[Magical Fish]

He stores them

[Jarrtail]

in his underground

[Suellyn]

garden that produces

[Jarrtail]

the zucchinis that

[Sparrowhawk]

change the world

[Eliza Lacrimosa]

for the better.

[Zaran]

Did you know

[Jarrtail]

that the weasel

[Dozystoat]

kept in captivity for scientific purposes zheeped every day until his winter molt started coming in, whereupon he stopped? And that as soon as his summer coat was back, he started zheeping again? Or that the longtailed weasels (as featured in the zheeping fact) is only to be found in North and South America? Or that weasels can pivot their back footpaws around like squirrels while climbing down trees? Or that there are actually two kinds of mustela nivalises in Europe, the mustela n. nivalis (least weasel) and the mustela n. vulgaris (common weasel) and they actually have more differences between each-other than they do with stoats? Or that -

In my defense, I was totally set up there.

*skitters away!*

[Birch]

birch birch birch

[Jarrtail]

Dozystoat, you are

[Damask the Minstrel]

so, incredibly awesome.

[Jarrtail]

Actually, "obsessed" was

[Stonewall]

a bad movie.