Was it a rat I saw?

[Sparrowhawk]

Do you have an account (besides your contestant one) registered here? Now? On this very forum? :o

[Deadtail]

All of Dirgecallers' questions, plus Eliza's #3: O...no.

Eliza:
1. No specific inspiration, I just wanted a vermin who wouldn't try to, for instance, attack a "cursed" abbey that nobody's ever held. Not that Redwall had anything to do with it, but somebody who learned from other beasts' mistakes. Preferably theirs rather than his.  :P
2. Either of the armies in the early hundred years' war, so that he could run off and go spread the Black Death throughout Europe.

Revel:
1. Deadtail's not the type to settle down and marry--he'd love to if he could, but he's too paranoid to think he'll be safe.
2. I gave a speech about the letter Z once, so I'm a fan of that.
3. You're pretty fat.

Cricket:
1. At least one, yeah.
2. After.
3. No.

Sparrowhawk: Mmhmm.

[Damask the Minstrel]

If:

x = equals the amount of wood, possibly chucked
y = the desire of woodchucks to chuck
AND
z = the ability of said woodchucks to chuck

DOES

x = y(z)?

[Bellona Littlebrush]

Ability as a function of desire, Damask? That doesn't make sense mathematically when the relevant variable in the problem is the amount of wood, possibly chucked...unless there's some relationship you're not telling us between x and z.:P

1. Who is your favorite reindeer?

2. Are peaches furry or fuzzy?

3. Did Deadtail pick his own name, or were his parents/'friends' just that mean?

[Deadtail]

Damask: ...yeah, what Bellona said. Unless it's a constant function, and ability is irrelevant! (Which I doubt.) But I think it'd be more x=y*z.

Bellona:
1. Hmm...Blitzen is a good choice. (Anyone else remember that "Elmo Saves Christmas" special? With the snow globe? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.)
2. Fuzzy.
3. He's like the canon vermin with stupid names, which is to say, I have no idea.  :P

[Damask the Minstrel]

Huh... I could've sworn when I was taking algebra, parentheses were substitutable for an asterisk. Yus. y times z.

Ruinin' my punchlines... *gumbles*

[Opal]

1. Hmm...Blitzen is a good choice.

When I was little, someone abandoned a kitty at our house around Christmas and we adopted her as our first cat (who went on to have many, many more cats). And we named her Blitzen. :P

Deady...

- How much money are you going to give me right now?
- What about now? **holds up a fist**
- And now? **holds up a rubber chicken flail**

[Deadtail]

1. None.
2. Um! Maybe, there was this penny I saw, if it's still wherever the heck it was...
3. ...kay, none.

[Revel]

1. Is the reason he never settled down because he's worried about crazy murderous woodlanders, or his potential wife? The woodlanders sound a bit safer, it's true.
2. Why is Z pronounced Zed by some people?
3. Am not and you're ugly so there.

[Deadtail]

1. Crazy murderous woodlanders. I haven't thought much about the psyche of anybeast odd enough to settle down with him, but if he was equally willing, he'd trust whoever it might be.
2. I DON'T KNOW! What, do they also go "ay, bed, sed, dead" (that'd be pretty cool) "ed, fed, ged"? Etc.?
That sounds like an awful lot of fun but I don't think they do.  :(
3. Pfah, like I care about prettifying myself and whatnot.

[Deadtail]

All right, the truth comes out. I'm not Anna, nor Otto, nor even Bob, but rather...











I'm a lasagna hog! Go hang a salami!

As much as I do love lasagna, I am actually...

Ember Nickel. Also known as Rhea.