The most awesome thing you will see today.

[Opal]

OH NO WAIT EXCEPT.

I saw this in the Terrouge Three Word Story archives (here, specifically) and nearly died. Several times.

Orlando the Axe: Then the muffin
Storm Gullwhacker: was furious so
Chosha: it guillotined all
Sawney Rath: who tried to
Storm Gullwhacker: eat chocolate muffins
Severan: which killed everything.
Vilu Daskar: Suddenly, a large
Penny: vicious, child-eating monster
Severan: committed suicide too.
Storm Gullwhacker: But that was
Severan: the story's end.
Sawney Rath: The sequel was
Severan: no good either.
Storm Gullwhacker: So everyone was
Severan: going home bored.
Baron Vladigood Vodka: Suddenly, monkeys appeared
Severan: ending the story.
Kenner: I think Sevvy's
Roma Sae Eiden: not enjoying this
Sawney Rath: or maybe he
Storm Gullwhacker: wants to end
Baron Vladigood Vodka: the monkey's chances
Severan: of getting cheese!
Baron Vladigood Vodka: Cheese is, clearly
Severan: the superior meat.
Baron Vladigood Vodka: Annoyingly, Martians appeared
Severan: with anal probes.
Baron Vladigood Vodka: But the chinchillas
Lady Tara Starblade: were fatally cute
Baron Vladigood Vodka: and the martians
Lady Tara Starblade: were fatally peeved.

[Erethas]

I can watch this several times over without getting tired of it. It gives me the shivers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EOM3KD3j5U

[Cairn Destop]

Liked those snippets from the cartoon series.  Does anyone know if the animators ever went past three books?  I can remember watching this on the local PBS show, but it got cancelled halfway through the third book.

[Opal]

Oh noes Cairn broke the cycle! Shaaaaame! :P

IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT AWESOMENESS.

Okay, so. I carved this punkin. It's Jake and Amir, from CollegeHumor.com. Which is awesome in itself but CHECK OUT THE COMMENT. If you can even see them on that link. I dunno.

Ifyoucan'tAmirBlumenfeldyesTHEAmirBlumenfeldfromCollegeHumorcommentedonmypic. OMGOMGOMGOGOGMOJFIWENGOMWEROEWFJEOIWFMWVMOWEJOIEWJOWHUIHERJKNV.

My life is now complete. **dies happy** :P

EDIT: Okay, so it's been established that you can't see the comment, but still!!! Here!!! Exclamation!!!

[Erethas]

*goggles* oh my, I am soo jealous of your carving!
And Amir commented on it?!? I love those guys. Lucky!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM

[Suellyn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsLqKAvKiQM

lol

[Stonewall]

Not to be out done by Tara, I shall display my own pumpkin carving!

Professor Falliss, come on down!

http://stonewall2000.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Halloween-141969583

[Opal]

I said this before but that is still awesome, Stonewall! Professor Falliss lends himself perfectly to the medium of punkin art. :P

And that turtle was mean! I once had footage of a jerk turtle (we'll call it Desmond) at the Oregon Zoo that kept biting this other turtle until it knocked it off the log into the water. But I think I may have lost it. If I find it I'm definitely putting it up here though, because it was hilarious.

OMGJAKECOMMENTED. Jake Hurwitz commented on my pumpkin too!!! Unfortunately, while his comment was also awesome, I can't post it here because it doesn't precisely fit the language rules of the forums. To paraphrase, he said it was sweet. ;D

So. JAKEANDAMIRCOMMENTEDONMYPUNKIN. Awesomest. Thing. Ever.

[Erethas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyyCcjbrWOM&NR=1

(This one is even better)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmL664_Hec8&feature=related

If this isn't awesome I don't know what is. It they look like magical party balloons.

Arg, I should not have looked - I only just began the Professor Falliss story, but awesome pumpkin carving anyways =).

Bleh, I wonder if all turtles are so crabby - that guy was a persistant little fellow and it sounds like Desmond is worse. Good luck finding it if it's still there.

Their videos are awesome, I wonder how they come up with all the ideas.

[Sycamore]

This may not be awesome to you, but it's awesome to me:

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii74/cachinnus/JimPortrait.jpg

[Ada Veen]

Oh hi! School isn't eating me alive any more! Maybe now I can read things!

Officially the glitzy, over-the-top, trashy pop highlight of my week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65eBGYvcBTw

At least just skip to 3:45 for awesome dancing, an AMAZING polar bear dress-robe thing, and FIRE!!!!!!! FIREEEEEEE. I need the lipstick she's wearing, by the way. I think it's close to NARS lipstick in Viridiana, hi yes I'm shallow.

like it doesn't make it entirely obvious who I am.

[Opal]

I love that Lady Gaga knows how depressingly average her looks are and how annoying her voice is, so she knows she has to be a desperate freakbag ho to get any attention. Wait, did I say I love that? Because actually it's kind of sad. :P

Speaking of garbage...

[Ada Veen]

I was always under the opinion that it was outrageousness for the sake of outrageousness! She can work the horseface for all it's worth outside of being a freakbag (please see: Videophone with Beyonce, boring video but dang she looks fabulous) so I mean, hey, why not be a kook.

Or maybe nobody cares about the horseface (she is so horsefaced, I love it) and she produces slick, fun, trashy pop in addition to ridonk gimmicks and that's why people pay attention.

Plus, y'know, there's weirder.

No I will not link the literal version. Everyone's seen it and you could all do with some Bonnie Tyler in your lives.

[Ada Veen]

Wait, nevermind, this book is objectively the most awesome, amazing thing in the universe at this very moment and I really need to go get it. Right now.

I'm secretly weeping! Ada is crying over lit'rature! What hellish beast have I become!

[Damask the Minstrel]

...

I know I love a good book about promiscuity and toe-removal.