Story Time with Meadowbrook!

[Damask the Minstrel]

He hopped down. *hop!*

Awful, sir. Awful! XD

The bird... the door gave bird... to the ... the bird gave the door a sharp kick.

"Ladies'n gennelbeasts... I don't like that."

(EDIT: Syc... you did get well-deserved Karma for this. But... you misspelled my name. XD It's on the board in front of you, and you misspelled "Minstrel.")

[Sycamore]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Somewhere, SOMEWHERE, I saw minstrel spell minstril. I remember, because I had it minstrel and then I saw it somewhere and I was like, well, gotta change it!

I'll find it... somewhere. It's somewhere here... I know it.

And wait, where did I spell Damask wrong?? My failing extends beyond the narration! *cries*

But yes. You, my good bird, gave me a headache. I practiced your voice for a good ten minutes before deciding on something I liked, and what comes out? Colonel. Kentucky Fried Chicken Style. And that, my friend, will not do.

As for my other errors, my philosophy is "NO EDITS ONE TAKE GO!!!"

[saffy]

Haha! This is so funny! You should participate in Prose for a speech and debate tournament.. XD Also, i surprised me that you sounded younger than I thought you were ^^;

[Sycamore]

Also, i surprised me that you sounded younger than I thought you were ^^;

Elaborate.

[Eliza Lacrimosa]

Sycamore, this is simply astounding! I can't wait to hear the next one!

[saffy]

I don't know, but I thought you were in college, and you sound like a high school kid here.. ^^;

[Sycamore]

I'm OUT of college, thank you very much. With a degree, woo!

It doesn't help that my voice cracks as though I'm still going through puberty.

But I will take that youth and run with it.

*runs*

Sycamore, this is simply astounding! I can't wait to hear the next one!

THE NEXT ONE WILL BE BETTER I PROMISE.

...hopefully...

Oh ELIZA. Your prose. Damask gave me trouble, but I swear you'll take me through the gauntlet. Especially with that application of yours. There may be worse yet to come...

[Sparrowhawk]

"though tavern may have been too generous a tuhhhhm..."

"Mind you the smell and the clientele evoked similar seafaring imageeeeeees...."

My favorite part of this, hands down, is the sort of aristocratic drawl you adopt during these lines. I can totally imagine you eyebrow-raising WITH MONOCLE, very distinguished-like.

[Suellyn]

lol i am totally fangirling now.

i can't wait to see what you do with Su's inlaws :P

[Damask the Minstrel]

I meant that you misspelled 'Minstrel' is all.

And, yes. I love that my internal narrator is British. And snobby.

[Sycamore]

Everyone has been making my night, which is awesome, because it started off poorly.

Thank you all, and here is a present!

He gave a short cough *cough* and hopped down to the muddy path *hop*.

[Damask the Minstrel]

...

I hate WMP. Can't hear it.

[Sycamore]

Try now. It was in m4a format, or something, AAC cause I made it in iTunes. Now it's in mp3, AS IT SHOULD BE.

[Eliza Lacrimosa]

Oh ELIZA. Your prose. Damask gave me trouble, but I swear you'll take me through the gauntlet. Especially with that application of yours. There may be worse yet to come...

Mmm, but it'll be pretty, won't it?  ;)

[Sycamore]

Moving along, we have Test Episode 3.

Some notes: I'm proud of this one because I don't break the sound barrier, which is quite a feat. I also start off pretty cool, but then turn into Batman. I also know it's pronounced GROVE with a long "o" and not groove.

*edit - And to avoid a double post here comes Test Episode 4!

Some notes on this: Weird popping noises are consistent throughout the episode. I have no idea where they came from. I didn't break the sound barrier again, which was a shock, because I was sure I had. Yay for improving! I also have to learn how to keep a consistent narrator voice.

*edited - WOO ANOTHER EPISODE!!!

Some notes: Keane, I hope I didn't offend you. I'm not sure I like the narrator on this one.