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[Damask the Minstrel]

Damask's author has a daughter and regularly is bashed with pink plastic things. ^.^

[Revel]

*sets the horde on Damask's author* Go my pretties!  :evil:

[Damask the Minstrel]

Nu! Not my brains! Help me, Francis!

Francis: I hate robins.

[Jarrtail]

Damask's author has a daughter and regularly is bashed with pink plastic things. ^.^

Ah, the joy of children...

[Cairn Destop]

Damask's author has a daughter and regularly is bashed with pink plastic things. ^.^

Thought you had two.

[Damask the Minstrel]

One daughter and a son on the way.

[Suellyn]

One daughter and a son on the way.

so soon you'll get bashed with everything. i should know i have 4 sons.

[Damask the Minstrel]

Indeed, Su. Though he'll be hard-pressed to be more wild than my little girl. ^.^

[Jarrtail]

You don't know much about babies, I presume. They have the capability to be destructive beyond human comprehension.

[Damask the Minstrel]

Err... I did most of the child-rearing with our first child, since I was a student and my wife worked full-time. Believe me, I know exactly how destructive they can be. I also know that since I am larger, faster, and stronger than them, I am able to intervene in 90% of their destruction.

Trust me, Jarr, I know plenty about children.

[Suellyn]

larger, faster, stronger matters very little when they can double team you and then run in opposite directions. *nods*

[Damask the Minstrel]

It's all about immobilizing: tackle one, wrap up in a blanket, tackle the next one.

Or, do the old double-ear-grab.

Or, like my mother, simply instill enough fear in their hearts that they won't dare misbehave. Her mom-voice was scary. ^.^

[Birch]

I can't wait to have children. Someone to hit, and live my dreams through . . .

[Revel]

You guys are all scaring me!

[Suellyn]

but they're so cute

See all the little Stickles: Ferdy, Posy, Spike, and Coggs!